CLASSIFIED INTEL

"The real lion was the friends we made along the way."

- Ancient Proverb (Probably)

LION MODE: ACTIVATED

Welcome to the Annual Celebration of Excellence.

DATA ANALYSIS

FACT: You’re older.
OPINION: Cooler than most.
STATUS: LEGENDARY
THREAT: LOW

BIRTHDAY ASSESSMENT

Lion Portrait
STYLE: Impeccable
HUMOR: Dry as the Serengeti
VIBES: Lethal. In a good way.
BIRTHDAY: Executed to perfection.
"A lion sleeps in the heart of every brave soul."
Except on Mondays. Mondays are naps-only.
That's enough fun for today. You may now proceed to greatness.