LION MODE: ACTIVATED

Welcome to the Annual Celebration of Excellence.

DATA ANALYSIS

FACT: You’re older.

OPINION: Cooler than most.

STATUS: LEGENDARY

THREAT: LOW

STYLE: Impeccable

HUMOR: Dry as the Serengeti

VIBES: Lethal. In a good way.

BIRTHDAY: Executed to perfection.

"A lion sleeps in the heart of every brave soul."

Except on Mondays. Mondays are naps-only.

That's enough fun for today. You may now proceed to greatness.